Kenneth was clearly not a young man, but likely appeared much older than his actual age. Among other things, the wear of fifty years of hard work and equally hard motorcycle riding had worked over his visage. His face was a cartoon -- all exaggerated gray squiggles and krinkles, framed by even more erratic gray hair. To me he appeared an angel, coming as he was to rescue my motorcycle.
The bike had not been running happy since the previous day's snowstorm, and when I checked the oil, it appeared to be gone. My new friend Niles was there to help. He didn't know much more than me about motorcycles, but he did have a book. Together, we concluded that my spark plugs were fouled, indicating that the motorcycle was burning oil. Bad news. Deciding it would be damaging for the bike, in its current condition, to move on, I wished Niles safe travels and settled down to figure out how I might get my bike moving again on Easter Sunday. The thought of spending another day stuck in the small town of Moriarty was more than a little depressing.
I called BAM, a motorcycle network of bikers helping bikers. Thank you, Dad, for discovering this in your diligent research! HIGHLY recommended. The kind woman who answered the phone called around to network members, and within minutes I received a call from Kenneth, who said he was 15 miles away and he'd be there as soon as he could. He ignored my pleas to stay and enjoy his Easter breakfast, and showed up in no time.
"I had to see who this girl was, riding her Honda across the country," he said when he arrived. Kenneth was not a mechanic, but he was a Harley rider of 50 years. We hit it off, and I had learned about his drag racing daughter, his numerous motorcycle accidents, and much more by the time he finished looking things over.
Kenneth was very much a Quixotic figure -- gallant, kind and wonderful, but in the end not terribly helpful. I think that the many motorcycle accidents he'd had (one in which he said his head swelled like a balloon) might have mixed and tumbled some facts together in his mind. Some of the information he gave me was accurate and good; other tidbits were based in fact but jumbled around in very unhelpful ways.
I didn't know that at the time.
He poured two and a half quarts of oil in the tank (way too much, as it turns out), as well as some other stuff I later learned doesn't much belong in bikes. He looked it over and ascertained that Niles and I were wrong -- the spark plugs were not fouled after all. In fact, the bike looked pretty good. When we said farewell, the disappearing oil was still a mystery.
Unwilling to ride the bike far with the unsolved oil problem, I drove it just another forty miles down Route 66 and spent the night in Albuquerque, where I took the bike to a dealer in the morning.
At the dealer's I learned that it was fairly natural for the bike to burn through as much oil as it had, given the weather and terrain. The bike needed an oil change, mostly because of Kenneth's overzealousness in filling the tank with any number of lubricants and performance enhancers. Other than that, it appeared ready to take on the coming mountains.
And finally, on a beautiful Monday, at around 11 am, the bike and I were ready to ride again!
The point of this story, though, is not my trip's delay, or the rather boring day that I spent in Albuquerque. It is the kindness of Kenneth, who took a chunk out of his Easter Sunday to help a stranger, and who called me later on just to make sure everything had turned out okay. I am almost glad that I had the trouble I did with the motorcycle, so that I could have the interaction I did with Kenneth. This sounds sappy perhaps, but it makes a person feel better about all of humanity when a stranger shows you that much kindness.
And the most overwhelming thing is, it has happened several more times in the last two days.
Stranded in Albuquerque, and a little depressed at yet another hangup, I hit up the Owl Cafe for some comfort food. The atmosphere in this Route 66 institution was comforting in itself. There was a six-tiered pie display, two old men and a chihuaha who seemed to be a permanent installation in the place, and the kindest waitress I've met. If it were me, I would have been in a surly frame of mind, having to work Easter. But she was wearing bunny ears and a giant smile, and she showed me so much friendliness that we hugged at the end of my meal.
So often, the chance for strangers to be kind arises when something goes wrong, or at least not according to plan. An opportunity arises there for an interaction that would likely never have happened when things were going right. Something went wrong, or rather, I goofed royally, yesterday evening. I am hesitant to even tell this part of the story, as you will undoubtedly question my intelligence, let alone my ability to function independently, after reading it. But without recounting my stupidity, there is no way I can describe the kindness of Craig. So here goes:
After leaving the Honda dealer in Albuquerque, I knew I had to make big tracks in order to utilize the one beautiful day that existed in the near future. It was sunny and windless, so I decided to ride about 400 miles to Cameron, a trading post located halfway through the Navajo reservation in Arizona. This would put me about 250 miles from my penultimate destination of Cedar City. There, if I could beat out the encroaching thunderstorms and snow, I'd be able to rest up for a week with John.
So make tracks we did! The bike was feeling good, and we cruised down the interstate past landscape so beautiful it was almost painful not to stop and better drink it in.
Vast prairie, crimson mesas, unreal boulders, gaping canyons. The drama and sheer variety of the landscape was breathtaking.
In no time, we arrived in Flagstaff, only 50 miles from Cameron. Happily, I pulled in to a gas station to fill up, thinking I might try to go an extra 70 miles or so. Humming, I put the nozzle in the tank and started filling up....with DIESEL. Horrified, I yanked the green pump out of the tank. I was first seized by a strong desire to ram my head against something repeatedly. This was quickly replaced with a feeling of extreme consternation. It was past five o'clock, and I had no idea what I needed to do, aside from somehow draining the deisel from the tank. Would I need to take peices apart and clean them? Was the bike already ruined? What exactly does diesel do to a motor, I wondered? In my mind, any number of unhappy possibilities swirled. It would not have been too surprising if the tank had started disintegrating before my eyes.
I tried BAM again, but this time they coudn't find anyone to help. "Ok," I though. "Phone book." I got a phone book from the gas station attendant, and started calling through the motorcycle shops. Honda shop: closed. Flagstaff Speed Sports: closed. And so on. Until I found Northern Motorsports, and Craig answered.
I explained my dilemma, undoubtedly sounding like an unstable idiot. He listened patiently and said he'd be over in a few minutes. We sat together for about an hour as he drained all the diesel from my tank and assured me that the motorcycle would be okay. Craig was a young Navajo man, about my age. He'd been working on motorcycles for about three years, and had a maturity that seemed beyond his years. When his boss called, likely wondering why he wasn't in the shop, Craig brushed him off with humor and shook his head over the folly of everyone he worked with.
"They're all much older than me, but none of them have grown up," he said."Sometimes I think I'm the most mature one there."
Finally, we'd drained the diesel, flushed the tank, and cranked the engine to hear a normal, happy noise. It must have been past time for him to go home. Craig refused to take any money. I wanted to cry. It was too much kindess to bear, and I definitely didn't deserve it after my great act of stupidity.
"Can't I give you something - maybe dinner?"I asked. Craig smiled and offered me his fist, for a friendly fist bump. I gave it to him, along with the sincerest thank you I could muster. It felt sadly inadequate.
The rest of the ride into Cameron was eventless and beautiful. I was thinking of Craig, and how I might pass on the kindness he'd shown me.
The last stranger appeared today, near Cedar City, with candy. I got up at 4 am this morning in order to beat the forecast wind, rain and thunder. It worked. A beautiful, winding road took the bike and me around the solitary northern edge of the Grand Canyon, through the brilliant colors of the Vermillion Cliffs.
Then, in a rush, over the historic Navajo Bridge crossing the Colorado River, then up, up to the majestic views of Jacob's Lake. And down again, into the vast, wild Arizona strip, and through the multi-colored, mesa-filled land of southwestern Utah. Before I knew it, I was at a gas station only forty miles from Cedar City.I was humming again as I gassed up, this time after obsessively checking to confirm the pump was not deisel. A jeep pulled up, happy red writing covering its sides. "Kris Kringle," it said. "North Pole toys and cheer." (or something to this effect.) Out came a man with long, white hair, a great big belly, and red overalls.
We headed into the gas station at the same time.
"Hi Santa," I said. "Beautiful day, isn't it?"
"Sure is," he replied with a Santa-esque smile. "If it were any more beautiful, I'd want to just go home and sleep."
When I returned to my bike, a candy cane and purple coin were resting on the gas tank. The coin read, "You were caught being good."

It seems almost silly now to relate how happy this made me. I felt a ridiculous desire to yell that line from Miracle on 34th Street: "He IS Santa, he is!"
Or something like that.
How wonderful is a person who travels around with candy canes and lucky coins, just to lift up other peoples' days? When its just as easy to be surly and charge extra for a smile, as did the gas station attendant a few stops back? I flew into Cedar City on that good vibe, and am now sitting in a coffee shop while the weather I outrode comes down outside.
Big red mountains rise through the mist, John will be off work soon, and I have reached a major destination. But better than all of that - what makes this trip worthwhile - are the people I've met, and the overwhelming accumulation of their kindness.




























